Deborah Ann Burns, 37, allegedly knifed her lover of six years — Willie Butler, 53 — as they watched television in their Immokalee apartment last week.
Burns told Police they were arguing about money when Butler got up to go to the kitchen and broke wind on her head.
She confronted him and things turned ugly — with Butler allegedly throwing a knife at her, which missed.
Burns reportedly picked it up and threw it back and hit him in the stomach.
She ran outside, before returning to hit him with a stick on his left arm.
Police arrived to find a bleeding Butler, who was so drunk he could not give a statement, standing in front of his mailbox.
Burns, who denies cutting Butler, was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon police say.
She remains in custody on a $50,000 bond.