A Florida woman who described herself as "horny" allegedly summoned a cop to her home and tried to have sex with him — pleading "I haven't been penetrated in years!"
Maria Montenez-Colon, 58, was arrested Friday night in the misuse of 911.
The officer drove to her home in Punta Gorda after she reportedly told a dispatcher that she wanted her late husband’s Corvette back after giving it to her son, authorities said.
But it appears she really wanted to satisfy her lust for lawmen.
The cop says Montenez-Colon was drunk when he arrived and immediately started making sexually suggestive comments such as "You are so sexy" and "Are you married?"
But she saved the most lascivious for when he asked how he could help her.
"You can f--k me," she said, according to an arrest report obtained by "The Smoking Gun".
"He was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to f--k me, he turned me down so that made me angry."
The first officer asked if Montenez-Colon remembered their conversation about not using 911 in non-emergency circumstances.
"I do," she allegedly said, "but how else am I going to get you to f--k me?"
Montenez-Colon was arrested, handcuffed and booked into Charlotte County Jail.